Some days the world is too tough.

stunt-muppet:

I’ve got a headache.

Wikipedia tells me this is a symptom of stroke, toxic shock syndrome, and Bolivian hemorrhaegic fever so obviously I am about to die

I have smallpox and dragon pox and Brian Pox…I’m gonna dieeeeeee!

(via demitrarose)

sheisnotadalek:

So never kick a dog because it’s just a pup
We’ll follow twenty armies and we wont give up
So you better run for cover when the pup grows up  

(Source: pondandtheboys, via we-will-hear-the-seraphs-cry)

(Source: wwdtm, via onelooksforhappieness)

mistmas:

basicallyjessesgirl:

theowlofgallifrey:

THIS IS SO STRANGELY SATISFYING TO WATCH I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAIN

Look at how satisfied that guy is. He’s like “Yeah I did science”

THAT DUDE

(via truth-or-something-beautiful)

Dear Samsung laptop designers,
Why the hell did you put the microphone next to the cooling fan?
Yours sincerely,
An annoyed customer. 

I’ve written 1, 500 words so far on this essay. Number of probably irrelevant words: ‘1,500’. ah well…

(Source: catbushandludicrous, via we-will-hear-the-seraphs-cry)

listening-for-woodworm:

(via we-will-hear-the-seraphs-cry)

zetasupremacy:

museisbliss:

That is all.

MY FAVORITE GIF IS BACK

(Source: blackholesandresistance, via originofsecrecy)